Marriage: The Long Con of Pretending He’ll Notice Gaming Mouse Pad

A cheeky, lighthearted mouse pad that brings humor to everyday desk life. The clean white field showcases a playful saying in mixed script and typewriter-style fonts, with a small hand-drawn floral accent at the bottom. At 3mm neoprene thickness with stitched edges and an anti-slip rubber base, this compact pad keeps your mouse movements smooth and your desk looking intentionally offbeat. It’s sized for laptops and small workstations and holds up to daily use while staying easy to wipe clean.

Product features
- Smooth, low-friction surface for effortless mouse gliding
- Anti-slip rubber base keeps the pad firmly in place
- Durable 3mm neoprene with stitched edges for long-lasting use
- One-sided, full-front decoration with bright, clear colors
- Compact size (9" × 7")—great for small desks and laptop setups

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.